"There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that." ― Joss Whedon
"I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'." ― Molly Harper
"Be leery of silence. It doesn't mean you won the argument. Often, people are just busy reloading their guns." ― Shannon L. Alder
"There was a time when our desire for each other would have landed us in an asylum or prison, had it not been sanctioned by mutual assent. True or false." ― Lawrence Krauser, Lemon
"Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?" ― Hannah Harrington, Saving June
"You know, if you're going to stalk someone, you should be less obvious. For starters, try not to standing in the middle of a field, gawking at your prey." ― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School
"Often a woman that doesn't have any business being in a fight is there because their ego thinks it can mend what other people can't. It's either superiority or a second chance to heal a wound they have, by meddling on your battlefield." ― Shannon L. Alder
"He who searches for evil, must first look at his own reflection." ― Confucious
"When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you wonder who really is the true stalker?" ― Shannon L. Alder
"Often you don't know whether you're the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives." ― Tim Kreider, We Learn Nothing
"There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep..." ― Nicky Raven, Dracula
"It's never too late for stalking" ― Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux, Warrior's Cross
"Holy shit, you're the most accomplished stalker I've ever met." "It's not stalking if you like it." ― Aleksandr Voinov, Gold Digger
"What are you going to do? Are you going to live in the dark, locked in here? Afraid to look out, answer the door, leave? Yes, he's out there, and he's clearly not going to leave you alone until one of three things happens: he hurts you and gets arrested, or he makes a mistake and gets arrested, or you stop him." ― Rachel Caine, Fall of Night
"I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while hiding behind a fake marble pillar. I was hiding because if he knew I'd been secretly photographing him for all these months he would think I was immature, neurotic and obsessive. I'm not. I'm an artist. Artists are always misunderstood.(Thwonk)" ― Joan Bauer
"And I, a vampire who had seduced countless mortals in his impossibly long existence, was forced to admit that it was she, this beautiful young human female, who had instead seduced me." ― Krisi Keley
"Incidentally, if you have never stalked someone close to you, I highly recommend it. Check out how it tranforms them. How other they become, and how infinitely necessary and justified the stalking becomes when you realize how little you know about them, how mysterious every aspect of them seems with an at a distance but close examiniation." ― Dana Spiotta, Eat the Document
"Takva je granica između ljubavi i obožavanja. Još tanja je granica između obožavanja i ludila. Ono što razdvaja ludilo od obožavanja je stvarnost. Da li te voli onaj koga voliš? Da li zna da postojiš?" ― Tamara Kučan, Bivirgata
"Šta se prvo dogodi? Šta iz čega nastaje? Ludilo iz ljubavi? Ljubav iz ludila? Da li čovek poludi od ljubavi ili je pak dovoljno lud, kada sebi dozvoli da zavoli… Čoveka koji ga neće ni pogledati?" ― Tamara Kučan, Bivirgata
"I absent-mindedly returned to stalking" ― Kathleen Hale
"I was like a hare being stalked by a hungry wolf. He didn't go straight for the kill. That would have been too easy. Instead he waited it out, stalking his prey in the shadows. He would bare those large, sharp teeth and the prey would be oblivious to the threat right in front of them. Once the rabbit could finally see the wolf for what it really was, it was too late. The wolf already had his jaw locked against the rabbit's throat. It couldn't go nowhere. It was completely helpless to the wolfs punishing grip. No matter how much the rabbit fought or how much the rabbit struggled, it couldn't escape. I've found my very own wolf and I can do nothing but stare into his hungry eyes." ― Krystalle Bianca, Perfectly Fractured (The Imperfect, #1).
"Stalking someone you had a past with is nothing but self-torture and people who love themselves don't hurt themselves." ― Sarvesh Jain
"Stalking is a slow poison for planned murder" ― Dr.P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
"You know you're over someone when you stop stalking their social media accounts." ― Nitya Prakash
"Talk with me or stalk with me but do not balk at me, you might choke up yourself" ― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
"She looked me in the eyes and said "I used to keep stalking you on Instagram. Why did you make your account private?" And I couldn't stop laughing." ― Avijeet Das
"Lesson one, for anyone interested: stalking never was, is, or will be romantic. Ever." ― Victoria Evers, Viperous
"Despite the insistence of our denial, immoral decisions will always leave us stalking ourselves. And if we are sufficiently foolish to make enough of those kinds of decisions, it will take very little time for the hunt to be successful." ― Craig D. Lounsbrough
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